This song is like a year old, but I recently heard it for the first time and couldn't stop laughing... sure I had a few drinks on me at the time... but it's funny!

Con Mi Amigo En El Baño / With my friend in the Restroom
by Kany García

LLevo dias leyendo tus cartas / For days I'be been reading your letters
preguntandome por qué me enamore de ti / asking my self why I fell in love with you
pues yo misma me decía no lo pierdas / being I told my self not to lose you
sin pensar que nada valía la pena / without thinking nothing was worth it

por qué fue que pense en ti / Why is it that I tough of you
cuando no eras para mí / When you weren't for me
pero todo se contesto en una conversación / but everything was answered in a conversation
quiero darte la explicación / and I want to give you an explanation

CORO
Que fui a una tienda / That I went to a store
que lo que he comprado / that what I bought
me sirve mejor que el estar a tu lado / works better than being beside you
que dos baterias me han funcionado mejor / that two batteries have worked better
que tus besos y que tus abrazos / Than your kisses and hugs
ya no dire yo mas nunca te extraño / I will never ever say I've missed you
pues no me hacen falta ya mas tus engaños / because no more do I need your lies
para dar migajas y hacerme mas daño / to give me crumbles and give me pain
mejor soy feliz con mi amigo en el baño / I am much happier with my friend in the restroom

Unas le dicen consolador / some call him 'comforter',
otras le llaman amigo / others friend
solo se que con el / I only know
llego a donde yo fingi contigo / with him I go where I never went with you
si antes me hubiese enterado / If before I had known
de este tesoro existente / about that existing treasure
no me hubiese interesado / I would've never been interested
tu amigo el impotente / in your friend the impotent

Si no entiendes mi canción / If you don't understan my song
o no comprendes la razon / or you don't understand the reason
para no llamarte, buscarte / for not calling you, looking for you
hoy quiero contarte / today I want to tell you

CORO
Que fui a una tienda / That I went to a store
que lo que he comprado / that what I bought
me sirve mejor que el estar a tu lado / works better than being beside you
que dos baterias me han funcionado mejor / that two batteries have worked better
que tus besos y que tus abrazos / Than your kisses and hugs
ya no dire yo mas nunca te extraño / I will never ever say I've missed you
pues no me hacen falta ya mas tus engaños / because no more do I need your lies
para dar migajas y hacerme mas daño / to give me crumbles and give me pain
mejor soy feliz con mi amigo en el baño / I am much happier with my friend in the restroom

quien diria que seria tan facil / who would've said it was that easy
reponerme de tu condicion / to get over you
hoy disfruto lo mejor de mis dias / today I enjoy the best of my days
porque el nunca dice no no no / because he never says no no no

CORO
I fui a una tienda / I went to a store
Y lo que he comprado / and what I bought
me sirve mejor que el estar a tu lado / works better than being beside you
que dos baterias me han funcionado mejor / that two batteries have worked better
que tus besos y que tus abrazos / Than your kisses and hugs
ya no dire yo mas nunca te extraño / I will never ever say I've missed you
pues no me hacen falta ya mas tus engaños / because no more do I need your lies
para dar migajas y hacerme mas daño / to give me crumbles and give me pain
mejor soy feliz con mi amigo en el baño / I am much happier with my friend in the restroom
si / Yes
con mi amigo en el baño / with my friend in the restroom
ya lo se / I know
con mi amigo en el baño / with my friend in the restroom
con mi amigo en el baño / with my friend in the restroom
soy feliz / I am happy
con mi amigo en el baño / with my friend in the restroom
volvi a vivir / I lived again
con mi amigo en el baño / with my friend in the restroom
ya no tengo por qué fingir / I don't have to fake any more
no no ooooohhh
con mi amigo en el baño... / with my friend in the restroom...



The lyrics are funny, but hearing her sing its funnier
Check it out in YouTube
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.... hmmmm...

Ha!